Twas the night before Christmas, on the station you know,
Not a Jem'Hadar was stirring, we had them in tow.
The Newbari were placed in the airlock with care
In hopes that their attitude improved without air.
The crew were snuggled all warm in their beds
While visions from the Prophets danced in their heads.
And Qe'van in his armor and I in my garb
Had just settled down for the long evening gard.
When what on the view screan should happen to appear,
but beautiful Mage, with a Phoenix escort too!
More rapid than tribbles can mulitply, she came.
She chanted, and danced, and she called each Volehunter by name:
"Now Danny, now David, now Quoshie, now Dex, now Tammy, now Tami,
now Molly, and Nate! From Qe'van's Brew Pub to the Liquid Ice Stand!!
Now Filk away, filk away, filk away ALL!!!!!!"
As we came to a stand and were turning around,
When there on the Promanade she appeared with a bound.
She danced and chanted to cast spells of good fortune and fame,
When up to the Promanade the Nor Princess came.
A person who needs neither fortune nor fame.
"Ah!" says the Mage, "I know just the thing!"
And after reaching into a magic bag, she pulls out a small Pikachu.
"Feed him and give him tender love and care. Then, of course, he'll be
faitful to you."
As the Princess leaves, all happy and giggily, when who should appear but
Mandy, with Richard and Rick.
Soon the Mage is chanting again, and in a small *poof* there are three
hallosweet programs.
"You'll be happy to know, that with these programs, you can visit your
family and friends, whom you haven't seen for how many years?"
Once all was taken care of and all was fixed, the Mystical Mage came forth
to the center of ops.
Looking and noding she said with a smile, "My work is done!" and with a
slight wave of the hand she disipared and the last thing you head
was...."Merry Christmas to all, and to all........"
