"Odo Smashed the Dabo Wheel"
ttto "Bubba Shot the Jukebox"
by Mark Chesnutt
We were all down at Quark's Bar telling stories if we had one,
When someone spun the 'ol dabo wheel, the loss it sure was a bad one.
A tear drop rolled down Odo's nose from the pain the sean was inflicting.
Then all at once he jumped to his feet just like somebody kicked him.
Odo smashed the dabo wheel last night.
Said it stole and lie, it make him cry.
Looked at his hand as it changed forms....
Odo smashed the dabo wheel last night.
Odo ain't ever been accused of being physical stable
So we could not draw an easy breath til he returned to a human form.
He hung his head til Ben showed up and on out of the bar.
Told him, "Odo thanks a lot man, now he's gonna file charges."
Odo smashed the dabo wheel last night.
Said it stole and lie, it make him cry.
Looked at his hand as it changed forms....
He smashed the dabo wheel last night.
When Kira arrived with her bathrobe on, the confrontation was a tense one.
She shook her head and said, "Odo boy, you were always a dense one."
Reckless destruction of the wheel, that what security stated.
Odo hollered, "Reckless HELL! I hit just where I was aiming!"
Odo smashed the dabo wheel last night.
Said it stole and lie, it make him cry.
Looked at his hand as it changed forms....
He smashed the dabo wheel,
Stopped it with one hit.
Odo smashed the dabo wheel last night.
He could not tell right from wring through the tear drop in his eye.
Beyond a shadow of a doubt it was a justifiably homicide.
Odo smashed the dabo wheel.
Stopped it with one hit.
Odo smashed the dabo wheel last night.
